Not Me

6 July, 2007

I know what you’re all thinking. Well I’ll tell you straight, it’s not me. I am not the Boston Bonbon Bandit. Nope. Not me.

But you’re thinking, “Ah, so you say! But can you prove it? Can you offer anything more solid than your word, that you, Dan, are innocent of bonbon banditry in Boston?”

Why yes. Yes I can.

The aforementioned bandit, whom I assert that I am not, has robbed chocolate stores… but he has only ever taken cash. No chocolate. Never.

So = p

Not me.



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